St Patricks Day Quotes

St Patrick’s Day Quotes by Billy Corgan, Conan O’Brien, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Jim Gaffigan, Margot Leitman and many others.

I'm Irish and I was born on St. Patrick's Day. I'm luck

I’m Irish and I was born on St. Patrick’s Day. I’m lucky sevens.
Billy Corgan
They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick’s Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.
Conan O’Brien
St. Patrick’s Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It’s not the biggest. It’s right behind New Year’s Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.
David Letterman
Making it [St. Patrick’s Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an ok day if you’re looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.
Jon Stewart
I went to a Catholic University and there’s something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick’s Day is, I’m Irish-Catholic. There’s alcoholism in my family. It’s like I’ve got to be Catholic, right?
Jim Gaffigan
St. Patrick’s Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.
Margot Leitman
Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
Shane Leslie
We’ve never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we’ve done has been around a holiday – Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way to Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day.
Craig Johnson
St.Patrick’s Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.
Conan O’Brien