Sex And Love Quotes

Sex And Love Quotes by Charles Bukowski, S. J. Perelman, Henry Miller, P. J. O’Rourke, James Caan, Princess Diana and many others.

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Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Charles Bukowski
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
S. J. Perelman
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O’Rourke
What’s the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don’t know the difference.
James Caan
Family is the most important thing in the world.
Princess Diana
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.
Joyce Brothers
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
Henry Fielding
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Nora Ephron
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert A. Heinlein
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx
‘What’s the difference between sex and love?’ Hmm. That’s a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How’d he answer that?’
Robert De Niro
Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
Kurt Vonnegut
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.
Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen