Sex And Love Quotes

Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… The other eight are unimportant.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

What’s the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don’t know the difference.

Family is the most important thing in the world.

Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.

What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

‘What’s the difference between sex and love?’ Hmm. That’s a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How’d he answer that?’

Make love when you can. It’s good for you.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.