Sex And Death Quotes

Sex And Death Quotes by Woody Allen, Maxim Gorky, Peter Steele, Peter Greenaway, Wilson Bryan Key, Sam Llewellyn and many others.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody Allen
The most beautiful words in the English language are ‘not guilty’.
Maxim Gorky
I stay way from that area, and there’s only so many songs you can write about love, sex and death.
Peter Steele
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
If you’re a Shakespeare fan, isn’t that a way to negotiate sex and death?
Peter Greenaway
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen
Merchandisers, by embedding subliminal trigger devices in media, are able to evoke a strong emotional relationship between, say, a product perceived in an advertisement weeks before and the strongest of all emotional stimuli – love (sex) and death.
Wilson Bryan Key
In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.
Sam Llewellyn
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Woody Allen
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
Eddie Izzard
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.
Woody Allen
Abortion occurs so frequently in my stories. Abortion sort of synthesizes both sex and death. To have sex and death placed as close to one another as possible is always a goal of mine.
Chuck Palahniuk
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream?
Woody Allen