Really Funny Best Friend Quotes

Really Funny Best Friend Quotes by Donna Roberts, Walter Winchell, Oprah Winfrey, C. S. Lewis, Bill Watterson, Marlene Dietrich and many others.

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Donna Roberts
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Walter Winchell
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
C. S. Lewis
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart
Eleanor Roosevelt
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
Mary Catherwood
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus
If you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
Muhammad Ali
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf
Never explain – your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau