Owning A Dog Quotes

Owning A Dog Quotes by Mark Twain, Josh Billings, Taylor Mali, Jen Lancaster, Johnny Depp, Roger Caras and many others.

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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
Falling in love is like owning a dog.
Taylor Mali
Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.
Jen Lancaster
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
Johnny Depp
We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.
Roger Caras
Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.
Anatole France
. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don’t live as long as people do.
John Grogan
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
Will Rogers
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
Joan Rivers
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
Josh Billings
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney