Mothers Day Grandma Quotes by Lois Wyse, J. Norman Collie, Henny Youngman, Bill Cosby, Sam Levenson, Hannah Whitall Smith and many others.
A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children.
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had them first.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma.
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
My Grandmother would say, ‘Make sure you look good. Make sure you speak well. Make sure you remain that Southern gentleman that I’ve taught you to be.’
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
