Mid Life Crisis Quotes

I wouldn’t go back on my old days, though; everybody needs to have their wild years. It’s just a question of when and I’d rather have had them early than be doing it as a mid-life crisis type thing.

I ran for Congress not because I was having a mid-life crisis. I left the private sector because I saw a looming financial crisis that was coming to this country. It’s unsustainable.

You see a lot of people get into 40, 50 years old and have these mid-life crises’ or whatever their called because they realize they haven’t been doing anything their whole life that makes them happy.

Here comes 40. I’m feeling my age and I’ve ordered the Ferrari. I’m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.

I’m having a mid-life crisis, so I thought instead of having sex with a stranger, I’d just get a new haircut. It’s good clean fun without all the messy emotional baggage. It’s just a haircut folks! It’s not like I had an eye removed, or a leg added on! Live a little… it’ll grow back!

From the time I was a kid, I had a wanderlust. I always wanted to travel, in any form – plane, train, boat, car, motorcycle. So I think that if I ever do have a mid-life crisis, I have all the toys to refer to quickly.

The mid-life crisis is just those times when you’re not so into the things you were when you were younger.

I totally relate to Tom Cruise. He’s not crazy, it’s just the litany of the mid-life crisis.

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can’t hear the snoring anymore.

See, what you’re meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, aren’t you? Well, I’ve always had fast cars. It’s not that. It’s the fear that you’re past your best. It’s the fear that the stuff you’ve done in the past is your best work.

The mid-life crisis hits men harder than women.

If you look weird, you can blame the role, you know? So no one’s going to tell me I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Well, you know, it’s been in the back of my mind. I just cannot get it out of it. I’m miserable chasing money. I’m 30 years old going through a mid-life crisis!” I just couldn’t shut (it) off.

I feel as if I’m going through a mid-life crisis. I don’t feel very attractive and it’s like I’m frigid or something. I’m aging and it makes me very sad.