Marriage Is Hard Quotes

I don’t care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

I don’t want to be someone that you’re settling for. I don’t want to be someone that anyone settles for. Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn’t it?

As you become older, you become less judgmental and take offense less. But marriage is hard work; the illusion that you get married and live happily ever after is absolute rubbish.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Magazines and talk shows are filled with people who say that a successful #‎ marriage is hard and requires a lot of work. But to #‎ soulmates , their harmony often feels effortless, as though it is the most natural thing in the world to be completely at ease in a #‎ relationship .

There are two things for a marriage to be good. One is to work hard on it. The other one is to marry above you. And I succeeded at both of those.

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.