John Wilkes Booth Quotes by John Fugelsang, Red Buttons, John Hodgman, Thom Yorke, Keith Olbermann and many others.
You complain and demand zero compromise – so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn’t improve – then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan.
If I could be any famous person, I’d be John Wilkes Booth, because I’d love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not… to Bill O
