Hole In One Quotes by Stephanie Szostak, Mac O’Grady, Mitch Hedberg, Bob Monkhouse, Jack Lemmon, Ben Hogan and many others.
Im a golfer and have had three holes in one.
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.
I played golf… I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That’s way more satisfying.
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He’s the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, “oops!”
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.
If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldnвЂ™t play golf for very long.
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
I’m just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life.
All my life, I’ve been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I’ve come is a bogey.
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I’ve never known, I won’t be believed and I’ll have no fun, For I’m sure to be playing alone.
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.