Heaven And Dogs Quotes

Heaven And Dogs Quotes by Josh Billings, Robert A. Heinlein, Robert Benchley, Agnes Sligh Turnbull, Mark Twain, James Thurber and many others.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
Josh Billings
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Agnes Sligh Turnbull
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Mark Twain
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Bernard Williams
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself.
Gene Hill
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he’ll be there.
Billy Graham
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
John Steinbeck
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Edward Abbey