Heaven And Dogs Quotes by Josh Billings, Robert A. Heinlein, Robert Benchley, Agnes Sligh Turnbull, Mark Twain, James Thurber and many others.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am happy, he is joy unbounded. When I am a fool, he ignores it. When I succeed, he brags. Without him, I am only another man. With him, I am all-powerful. He is loyalty itself.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he’ll be there.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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