Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes

Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes by Dr. Seuss, Rumi, Eva Gabor, Armistead Maupin, Lynda Barry, Rita Rudner and many others.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep beca

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Dr. Seuss
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor
Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.
Armistead Maupin
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
Jennifer Aniston
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without.
Raphael Montanez Ortiz
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy Parker
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.
Eden Ahbez
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Arthur Dewar, Lord Dewar
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz