Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes by Dr. Seuss, Rumi, Eva Gabor, Armistead Maupin, Lynda Barry, Rita Rudner and many others.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return.
Is just to love and be loved in return.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
