Halloween And Friends Quotes by Douglas Coupland, Joel Benton, Erma Bombeck, Nick Gordon, William Shakespeare, Mason Cooley and many others.

If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light.
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
When I was a kid, Halloween was strictly a starchy-vegetable-only holiday, with pumpkins and Indian corn on the front stoop; there was nothing electric, nothing inflatable, nothing with latex membranes or strobes.
Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a lightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.
Fear is nature’s warning signal to get busy.
There is something haunting in the light of the moon.