Funny Valentines Day Card Quotes by Thomas Szasz, Charles M. Schulz, Henry A. Kissinger, John Kenneth Galbraith, Rita Rudner, Dorothy Parker and many others.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
