Funny Strong Women Quotes

Funny Strong Women Quotes by Madeleine Albright, Nancy Astor, Jennifer Donnelly, Tallulah Bankhead, Arnold Haultain, Virginia Woolf and many others.

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There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.
Madeleine Albright
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
Nancy Astor
For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
Jennifer Donnelly
We women talk too much, but even then we don’t tell half what we know
Nancy Astor
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Arnold Haultain
Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
Virginia Woolf
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. Peter
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Ogden Nash
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
Erica Jong
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie Snow
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West