Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes by William Shakespeare, Aristotle, Estelle Getty, Joan Rivers, Dorothy Parker, Pearl Bailey and many others.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

The course of true love never did run smooth.
William Shakespeare
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
Estelle Getty
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Joan Rivers
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Dorothy Parker
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.
Michael Douglas
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
Vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.
Larry Adler
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
Sarah Jessica Parker
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
Ann Brashares
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Maya Angelou
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
e. e. cummings