Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes by William Shakespeare, Aristotle, Estelle Getty, Joan Rivers, Dorothy Parker, Pearl Bailey and many others.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.