Funny New Years Quotes

If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Let the dead Past bury its dead!

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.

My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

Let each new year find you a better person.

I would say happy new year, but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.