Funny Men And Women Quotes by Gloria Steinem, Jim Carrey, Nancy Astor, P. J. O’Rourke, Margaret Thatcher, Billy Crystal and many others.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Man has will, but woman has her way.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
