Funny Men And Women Quotes

Funny Men And Women Quotes by Gloria Steinem, Jim Carrey, Nancy Astor, P. J. O’Rourke, Margaret Thatcher, Billy Crystal and many others.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combi

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.
Nancy Astor
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O’Rourke
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie Snow
Man has will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.
George Carlin
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
Jill Shalvis
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler