Funny Happy New Year Quotes

Funny Happy New Year Quotes by Oprah Winfrey, Hamilton Wright Mabie, Cyril Cusack, Leonard Bernstein, Bill Vaughan, William Arthur Ward and many others.

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Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey
New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
Hamilton Wright Mabie
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
Cyril Cusack
From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
Leonard Bernstein
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
Bill Vaughan
Another fresh new year is here. Another year to live! To Banish worry, doubt and fear, to love and give
William Arthur Ward
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
Farquhar McGillivray Knowles
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes…you’re Doing Something.
Neil Gaiman
For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.
Nia Vardalos
Let each new year find you a better person.
Benjamin Franklin
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde
Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.
Martin Luther
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!
Aleister Crowley
We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.
Ellen Goodman
My New Year’s resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.
James Lafferty