Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You can do anything you want to do.

To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.

A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.