Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes

Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes by Adam Young, Steven Wright, George Carlin, Jill Shalvis, Christina Aguilera, Ashleigh Brilliant and many others.

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
Adam Young
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Steven Wright
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
George Carlin
Smile. it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Jill Shalvis
When you don’t know what you’re doing, fake it.
Jill Shalvis
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Christina Aguilera
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Harry S. Truman
You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing.
Paul Stanley
Aging is for people who don’t know any better.
Tony Horton
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Samuel Johnson
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
A. A. Milne
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Jimmy Buffett
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Ambrose Bierce
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
Germaine Greer
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
Bill Watterson