Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes by Adam Young, Steven Wright, George Carlin, Jill Shalvis, Christina Aguilera, Ashleigh Brilliant and many others.
Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
Smile. it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
When you don’t know what you’re doing, fake it.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing.
Aging is for people who don’t know any better.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
