Funny Beer Drinking Quotes

The problem with the designated driver programme, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.