Funny Beer Drinking Quotes

Funny Beer Drinking Quotes by Jeff Bridges, Edgar Allan Poe, Dean Martin, Ernest Hemingway, Gilbert K. Chesterton, Billy Carter and many others.

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's

The problem with the designated driver programme, it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Bridges
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Edgar Allan Poe
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
Ernest Hemingway
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness – or so good as drink.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Thomas Jefferson
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Martin Luther
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
William Shakespeare
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
John Huston
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
Hal Foster
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Abraham Lincoln
Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean…Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way