Funny April Fools Day Quotes by Henry A. Kissinger, William Blake, Thomas Merton, Alan Coren, Bill Cosby, Francois Rabelais and many others.
Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
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