Funny Anti Love Quotes

A kiss may ruin a human life

Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

As Dostoevski said: ‘Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.

I don’t feel anti-love. I feel suspicious of love, and I feel suspicious of what it means to be in love. And I also feel suspicious of what it means to feel pretend love for someone.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.

Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

The most important things are the hardest to say

I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

A man is only as faithful as his options.