Funny 4th Of July Quotes

Funny 4th Of July Quotes by H. Allen Smith, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Thomas Paine, Stephen Colbert, Bill Cosby, Ralph Waldo Emerson and many others.

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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith
The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic – have always blown on free men.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
Stephen Colbert
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Bill Cosby
For what avail the plough or sail, or land or life, if freedom fail?
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.
J. Horace McFarland
Better to starve free than be a fat slave
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
Abraham Lincoln
Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.
Jules Renard
When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin
This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.
Elmer Davis
Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America – land of the free, home of the brave.
Dave Grohl
Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Dan Rather
Of the people, by the people, for the people.
Sun Yat-sen