Funny 4th Of July Quotes

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic – have always blown on free men.

In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

For what avail the plough or sail, or land or life, if freedom fail?

It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism.

Better to starve free than be a fat slave

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.

Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.

When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.

This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.

Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America – land of the free, home of the brave.

Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.

Of the people, by the people, for the people.