Fathers Day Inspirational Quotes by Phyllis Diller, Robert Orben, Mark Twain, Harmon Killebrew, Barack Obama, Jennifer Grant and many others.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, ‘You’re tearing up the grass’; ‘We’re not raising grass,’ Dad would reply. ‘We’re raising boys.’
Being a father is sometimes my hardest but always my most rewarding job. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there.
When it comes to Father’s Day, I will remember my dad for both being there to nurture me and also for the times he gave me on my own to cultivate my own interests and to nurture my own spirit.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!
Came from God; I call him Dad!
My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.
To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
I watched a small man with thick calluses on both hands work 15 and 16 hours a day. I saw him once literally bleed from the bottoms of his feet, a man who came here uneducated, alone, unable to speak the language, who taught me all I needed to know about faith and hard work by the simple eloquence of his example.
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words.
Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
I just sit there and make up songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I’m very good at gibberish now.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.