Drink And Drive Quotes by W. C. Fields, Roger Ebert, Chelsea Handler, Woody Allen, Tracey Gold, Warren Farrell and many others.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
Friends don’t let Jackasses drink and drive.
Are you there vodka? It’s me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I’ll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
I’m the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don’t drink and drive, and I don’t. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It’s not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.
Irony: While we increasingly hold people more responsible if they drink and drive, we hold women less responsible if they drink and have sex.
The radio ad “Hi, I’m Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t”. Well, I hope you don’t drive sober either Mr. Healey. You’re blind for God’s sake!
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?
The only reason Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts doesn’t drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.