Don’t Drink And Drive Quotes by Woody Allen, Jack Lemmon, Jeff Healey, Clement Freud, Dean Martin, Nancy Astor and many others.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind!
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.