Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes by Erich Segal, Rumi, Jay Leno, Albert Einstein, Andre Gide, Helen Keller and many others.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing li

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.
Andre Gide
Things must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Jay Leno
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A. A. Milne
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathan Swift
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Robert A. Heinlein
When love is not madness, it is not love.
Pedro Calderon de la Barca
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Henry A. Kissinger
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy Parker
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner