Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing.

Things must be felt with the heart.

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

When love is not madness, it is not love.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.