Conan O Brien Quotes by Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea Handler, Matt Groening, Andy Kindler and many others.

You’ve never had a job that you thought was secure. You don’t think the Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you saw what happened with your buddy Conan O’Brien. There is always a Plan B.I am ready to apply to the post office.
A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads.
A lot of our writers, like Conan O’Brien, moved on to other things.
Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan’s show, Conan O’Brien was so offended by Larry’s material, he had to walk away from the desk he was so offended.