Church On Sunday Quotes

Church On Sunday Quotes by Tamara Ecclestone, Alexandra Adornetto, Robert Barron, Russell Baker, Joe Nichols, Saint Augustine and many others.

I'm not religious, so theres no church on Sunday.

I’m not religious, so theres no church on Sunday.
Tamara Ecclestone
I have church on Sunday.” “Of course you do.” “You’re welcome to come along.” “Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.” “That’s a shame.” “It’s the bane of my existence.” – Beth and Jake
Alexandra Adornetto
The minute you walk outside of your church on Sunday you’re in mission territory.
Robert Barron
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
Russell Baker
I need to find a church on Sunday. I need to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you,’ ‘yes sir’ and ‘no ma’am.’ Do the little things because that’s part of being an adult.
Joe Nichols
God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
Saint Augustine
Free healthcare and free and equal education and peace are about the only things I passionately believe in, and I think if you don’t believe in those but you go to church on Sunday then that’s hypocris.
Robert Montgomery
The same church members who yell like Comanche Indians at a ball game on Saturday sit like wooden Indians in church on Sunday.
Vance Havner
I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
Tom Waits
I believe that God knows what each of us wants and needs. It’s not necessary for us to make it to church on Sunday to reach Him. You can find Him anyplace.
Frank Sinatra
I think it’s been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good religion, and yet the Islamists are evil. Those of us who have had experience with Islam understand this, just as we understand the difference between snake handlers and people going to church on Sunday morning.
P. J. O’Rourke
This Christianity is not a cultural thing. It is not something that should be just a small part of your life; it is not something that you do on Sunday… Christianity is not about you being just like the world all the time and then coming to church on Sunday. If that is your Christianity… you are not Christian.
Paul Washer
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
Billy Sunday
Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I’m a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!
CM Punk
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred Allen
She’d barely covered up her long, tan legs in a pair of shorts that made me want to go to church on Sunday just to thank God for creating her. – Beau
Abbi Glines
I grew up in a family where, through my teenage years, I was expected to go to church on Sunday. It wasn’t terribly painful.
John Irving