Certified Public Accountant Quotes

Certified Public Accountant Quotes by Elizabeth McCracken, Ellen Goodman, W. C. Fields, Elvis Presley, Bob Newhart and many others.

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Elizabeth McCracken
The average parent may, for example, plant an artist or fertilize a ballet dancer and end up with a certified public accountant. We cannot train children along chicken wire to make them grow in the right direction. Tying them to stakes is frowned upon, even in Massachusetts.
Ellen Goodman
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn’t.
W. C. Fields
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
Elvis Presley
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
Bob Newhart