Breakfast In Bed Quotes

Breakfast In Bed Quotes by Daniel Tosh, Zach Braff, Kathy Lette, Wavy Gravy, C. S. Forester, Rita Hayworth and many others.

Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I

Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.
Daniel Tosh
You don’t need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads’ll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I’ll kill all of them.
Zach Braff
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Kathy Lette
Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.
Wavy Gravy
The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.
C. S. Forester
Who wouldn’t prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department?
Rita Hayworth
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
Matt Groening
Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! once you’ve brought breakfast in bed you’ll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal.
Milan Kundera
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed – that’s me, love.
Graham Chapman
I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed.
Oscar Wilde
I always wanted to be a movie star. I thought it meant being famous and having breakfast in bed. I didn’t know you had to be up at 4:00 a.m.
June Allyson