Attention Deficit Disorder Quotes

Attention Deficit Disorder Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres, Mitch Hedberg, Sue Monk Kidd, Kelley Armstrong, Joni Mitchell, Ozzy Osbourne and many others.

Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Def

Our attention span is shot. We’ve all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don’t have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD – Too Busy Disorder.
Ellen DeGeneres
A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he’s afflicted, but I’m not. So what happened to me is I suddenly had an extra-long attention span. People would tell me a story, and it would end, and I’d get all mad. “Come on, man, there has to be more to that story.”
Mitch Hedberg
I realize that I can be with someone, but on a deeper level I’m not available to them at all. I have attention deficit disorder of the soul.
Sue Monk Kidd
Rafe didn’t just flirt-he charmed girls right up to the point where they fell for him, then he changed his mind.I called him a player with attention deficit disorder.
Kelley Armstrong
Everyone I know has attention deficit, and they say it with great pride. It’s a bad time to be right.
Joni Mitchell
I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
Ozzy Osbourne
With my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention deficit disorder, so I have to carry a tape recorder everywhere I go.
Ozzy Osbourne
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
Steven Wright
I have attention deficit disorder, so sitting in a classroom is not the best thing for me.
Jeremy Miller
There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they’re not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn’t paying attention.
Jay Leno
My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, ‘ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,’ I didn’t pay attention to the rest.
Kyle Dunnigan
I’ve been dyslexic and had Attention Deficit Disorder at some time in my life. I still read with a highlighter, but I’ve always loved to read.
Andrew Young
Reading is the unbelievably healthy way
my attention deficit disorder medicates itself.
Reading is escape, and the opposite of escape; it’s a way to
make contact with reality after a day of making things up.
Nora Ephron
The attention deficit disorder of the culture is very distressing in America now and I think it puts a lot of things at risk, not just poetry.
Edward Hirsch
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
Ron White
Reading makes me feel I’ve accomplished something, learned something, become a better person. … Reading is bliss.
Nora Ephron
Attention-deficit disorders seem to abound in modern society, and we don’t know the cause.
Marilyn vos Savant