Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes by Lewis Carroll and many others.
Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice ‘but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
The Mad Hatter: “Would you like some wine?” Alice: “Yes…” The Mad Hatter: “We haven’t any and you’re too young.
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
“Well, I never heard it before,” said the Mock Turtle; “but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
And how do you know that you’re mad?
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.
I don’t think…” then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter.
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!