Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes

Alice In Wonderland Mad Quotes by Lewis Carroll and many others.

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Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice ‘but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!
Lewis Carroll
I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,’ said Alice, ‘Because I’m not myself you see.
Lewis Carroll
Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
Lewis Carroll
The Mad Hatter: “Would you like some wine?” Alice: “Yes…” The Mad Hatter: “We haven’t any and you’re too young.
Lewis Carroll
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see”!
Lewis Carroll
It takes all the running you can do just to keep in the same place.
Lewis Carroll
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Lewis Carroll
“Well, I never heard it before,” said the Mock Turtle; “but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”
Lewis Carroll
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.
Lewis Carroll
You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
Lewis Carroll
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
Lewis Carroll
And how do you know that you’re mad?
Lewis Carroll
No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.
Lewis Carroll
‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ said Alice. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the cat. ‘We’re all mad here.’
Lewis Carroll
There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.
Lewis Carroll
I don’t think…” then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter.
Lewis Carroll
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
Lewis Carroll